My Aunt Molly told me she watched him on TV her whole life, but never knew about what was happening in his pants until she was a teenager. So the boys kinda hung out to catch some air. They were exceptionally low-hanging, like a grandfather clock. He quickly became part of the Vaudeville theater tradition that was favored in the U. After his show Texaco Star Theater premiered in , television set sales doubled.
The Legend of Milton Berle’s Supposedly Giant Dick
The Legend of Milton Berle’s Supposedly Giant Dick | MEL Magazine
Top definition. Dick-Foot unknown. A play off the word "Big-foot". Someone who has a large enough schlong to use his penis as a unit of measurement in place of a foot 12 inches. Man 1 the Dick-Foot in this scenario : I'd say thats about four dicks long. Man 2: You mean four feet
You knew that I was coming cause you heard my name But you don't know my game and never felt my pain Can't read my brain but you read my lips And got scared when you heard that I was coming with hits Now don't even trip, be a man instead Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead I'm in the red cause my mind's distortin People claimin that they know me, but they only know a portion I'm a move mountains and touch the sun Don't get scared now, you knew this day would come So hold your bids, all bets are closed And fuck all you hoes Cause it's been a long time comin' But I finally broke like an egg yolk I ain't no joke Like some uncut dope motherfucker, Kid Rock's to blame Same game, same name, ain't a damn thing changed No sell-out, I ain't no hoe Fuck the radio I'm going platinum Uh Devil Uh Devil Straight out of the streets of Taylor 3 foot high Joe C I'm the J-O-E to the C hoe Call me Joe C got more game than Coleco I'm a freak hoe call me sick Three foot nine with a ten foot dick The ladies pick, I'm a crazy hick And rake through kind like a bum through wine It's my time so I'm gonna shine like lead Old as piss, but small as ass Watch me pass smoke some hash You're raking grass while I'm raking cash High-ass voice like Aaron Nevelle And I'm down with The Devil Say we like to party, rock the party We like to party, rock the party We like to party, rock the party We like to party, rock the party You like to party, rock the party We like to party, rock the party You like to party, rock the party Devil without a cause I'm going platinum Uh